These are the top three livejournal reads off the Something Awful thread that was making fun of them and making audio files for them. I took the best three and posted them as the others aren't worth it at all in comparison. Enjoy.


The Cookie Monster/Yoda is an emo fag

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David Hayter likes the ...Popsical

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Hitler is a sad Otaku

http://community.livejournal.com/otakin/43903.html
http://www.supload.com/sound_confirm.php?get=877598507.wav

Funniest thing ever.

http://www.vansowerwine.com/installation/playwithmeint.htm

Seriously laugh out loud.

I've had it with all of you.
You can just burn in rotting hell for all I care, and you know what? So will I.
There's nothing worth living for on this miserable Earth. You'll only grow old, watch your genetalia shrivel up into a fucking prune, then die of some shitty disease because that's all your worth anyways.
I had a CT scan two weeks ago because I was told I might have concussion damage from playing rugby. Yay, what a great fucking sport that is. Every Commonwealth piece of shit is bantering in his retarded (South African, Australian, New Zealander) accent about how awesome it is, but it's just a bunch of ugly, sweaty, unrefined ex-patrioted Brits, running around in short shorts, attempting to justify sodimy.
My life is useless, and I'm going to die lonely and no one will care. My parents don't understand me at all. My mom even asked me to take out the fucking garbage. I cried like 10 times today and I think the new make-up I bought isn't water-proof. Fuck.
Life sucks. Go fuck a goat.

Yay, STAR WARS. OMFG. STAR WARS.
Today I felt a bit queezy over some stuff. Mainly finishing work. Mainly. There were points I wanted to vomit but I think I saved myself by trying not to think about it.

Today at karate my sensei went up in front of the class and started talking about how Yagi Sensei, our grandmaster, will be visiting next month. He continued after mentioning the seminar times...
"So, on a serious note....Star Wars is coming out Thursday morning, and I'm going to go watch it. So if anybody wants to come with they're welcome. Ah, I remember when Return of the Jedi came out, back when I was uhhh, young, I was one of the first people in line to see it. Good times."

On another note. People are fucked up. Seriously. People Suck. If you need clarification ask Shane. That's right Shane. You and Urban Dictionary.


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Jeez, an update.
Rugby season's over, like anyone cared. I didn't get player of the season, boo me. I hate sucking at the damn sport, so I probably should give up.
I'll update properly later, but right now I'm tired. Good night. WHEEE!

Everyone else is doing it so here.

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Have you ever had a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain it.
7. Describe me in 1 word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When was the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this in your lj and see what I say about you?

P.S. Someone buy me a violin. Or Cello. That'd kick ass.

You are a Huffledor!: You're a natural peacemaker
and mediator. People come to you with their
problems and you're happy to help them. Friends
are very important to you and you ever needed
help you know they would be there for you. Your
weakness is that sometimes you trust too much
on the good will of other people, you have to
remember that they don't always have your best
interests in mind! You are generally optimistic
about life and with the sweetness of a
Hufflepuff and the passion of a Gryffindor
you're sure to go far!


Which Mix of the Hogwarts Houses are You?
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Time for some quizzes, quizzes. Quizzes.

( Some quizzes )

So it was just confirmed by my dad and therefore, that last post, which was indeed intended as an April Fool's joke, is now not an April Fool's joke......
Hopefully my mom will come home and tell me he's still joking.

Well, as I've probably already told some of you, my dad has decided to put me in boarding school for grade 12. Apparently he decided by himself that I'll be going to either Shawnigan Lake or Mill Bay, both on the Island and both Boys Only T_T
Even though I've been doing my work and have finished Biology 11 and pretty much done English 11 he still thinks I need more discipline. Argh, this is a very frustrating situation but there's nothing really I can do since he's already registered me and I am going to meet a representative from both schools next month.
Well, at least I can enjoy the summer and what not. I'll try and keep in contact throughout the year but we'll see how it goes. I'm really going to miss all of you and hopefully I can come to grad to see everyone.

You are Form 0, Phoenix: The Eternal.

"And The Phoenix's cycle had reached
zenith, so he consumed himself in fire. He
emerged from his own ashes, to be forever
immortal."

Some examples of the Phoenix Form are Quetzalcoatl
(Aztec), Shiva (Indian), and Ra-Atum
(Egyptian).
The Phoenix is associated with the concept of life,
the number 0, and the element of fire.
His sign is the eclipsed sun.

As a member of Form 0, you are a determined
individual. You tend to keep your sense of
optomism, even through tough times and have a
positive outlook on most situations. You have
a way of looking at going through life as a
journey that you can constantly learn from.
Phoenixes are the best friends to have because
they cheer people up easily.


Which Mythological Form Are You?
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Yay! Marks cut-off has passed, which is both a bad an good thing. I didn't finish up to what I lied to my parents about, but now I can breathe easy, seeing as how I have extra study time for what tests I still have left to take.
This past week, I've been kinda irratable, so I'm sorry if I've suddenly snapped at anyone or just plain been a jerk. Special apology to Chris, I AM TEH SORRY CHRIS. Darcy and I pulled one over on him, but it was my idea in the first place.
Rugby soon, getting excited. Storm's a brewing. Turns out Westview had 35 seniors show up for their team, so that means we'll have beginning competition from them, and experienced competition from Garibaldi. We're going to suck, but at least we'll have fun, cause I heart rugby.

now for a picture, which I've never done before!!!

Cut off soon. Rugby soon after O_o I need it.
This past week was work filled, as the procastinator I am, the weeks before were lacking work.

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary. You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

Your label is the Nice girl/guy. You tend to care
for others over yourself. However, many people
appreciate your caring side and would rather
stick by you than hurt you. But, there is a
downside. Some tend to abuse your kindness and
take advantage of you. You always try to see
the good in everyone and try not to hate.
Also, you have sharp insight and a great
personality. Calm, serene, and understanding,
you make a worthy friend and a valuble ally to
people in need. Don't change your sweet
nature, your constant being-there can save a
life.

I suggest your go into a field that
centers around working with others such as a
doctor, baby-sitter, psychologist, lifeguard,
or Teacher. If none of these occupations
interest you, it is okay then. I am sure that
there are plenty of oppertunities out there for
you.


What type of teenager are you?
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SWEET TEEN!!! Yes you are a teenager mmmm from 13
- 19 quite a little rebel haha just kidding...
You think as a teenager, you see everything
quite simple, soon you will realize it is not
that simple. In my opinion you look at things
in a very beautiful way. =)


. What is you inner age?
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Stupid Teenagers. I am a rebel!!!

Marks cut-off soon, need to get a move on!

Well, Today was pretty boring. I went with my mom to run some errands, and was going to take my L test, but the government office was closed T_T. The one time I actually decide to take my L the place is closed! Oh well, I've only been putting it off since my birthday in April...last year.
Oh yeah, Darcy's power is out at her place, so I laugh, you hear me?! LAUGH!! Une Francais!
Now whose without a computer?
I read some more Rugby articles today, and it was pretty boring, since the New Zealand All Blacks have finished their international season. I'm craving some physical activity, although the weather is somewhat cold, oh well, rugby season is almost here.

Now to laugh some more.

Well, the break is coming to a closure, and I must say some stuff that has happened to me has been awesome, minus of course hearing about the devastation in South East Asia.
For the most part I believe most of, if not all of my family there are ok. My grandmother, and one of my aunts on my mother's side that lives there managed to avoid anything because they came to LA to visit, like most of my mother's sisters.
My father's family all lives there and the only one that would've been in any danger is his youngest brother, who lives in Galle, one of the hardest hit places (if you watch CNN, most, it not all the images of stuff underwater is from Galle).

Yesterday, I went to Darcy's and I tried out Black and White (a computer game where you're god and control a village). The game was actually pretty good, and being evil was even more fun, I showed my tiger good by taking out his legs on more than one occasion. The controls however, either take some getting used to or I'm just handicapped O_o. We also watched Kate and Leopold which features the best of Hugh Jackman (I can't help but snicker at his name), and he was perfect for his role and it must've been the first time I've seen him without facial hair. We also watched the Nightmare Before Christmas which was pretty funny and slightly disturbing at times, but thats Tim Burton for ya. The Bonus vid about Vincent, was narrated by Vincent Price about a boy who wanted to be Vincent Price X_X, testified to the guy's creepiness.

That's all the news for now, I'm almost done listening to every single John Williams compositions related to Star Wars (note: Williams is god!).

Happy New Years Everyone!!!! 2005, OH YEAH!!!

Yesterday, actually, today too now that I think about it, was pretty damn awesome. Duane, Tommmy, Diana, Kim, Chris and I went o Darcy's for her new year's bash, which involved watching "28 Days Later" which in my opinion was pretty scary and had a prett odd ending, but then again, it was made by the British *looks at Chris* (just kidding!) and there was some gaming involved, all of it Soul Caliber 2 and right after walking down the street for like 5 minutes came back inside the house. Diana scared somem little children who were wearing shiny hats in the house across the street by calling them "A buffet of Children" although I think she thought the father was a kid too. We then watched "Anchorman" and that was totally awesome, LIEK TOTALLY.
Well thats it for now. School's about to start *tear*.

Merry Christmas everyone. I *loathe* LA, and I'm still here. I hope everyone got what they wanted, if you didn't, eat some oranges.

Now to be cool, like everyone else, i wish.

1. I _____ Ishan.
2. Ishan is _____.
3. Ishan is my _____.
4. I want to _____ Ishan.
5. I wish I had Ishan's____.
6. Ishan needs _____.
7. Ishan can be _____.
8. I think Ishan should _____.
9. Without Ishan I would _____.
10. Best thing about Ishan is _____.
11. Worst thing about Ishan is _____.
12. Meeting Ishan is _____.
13. Ishan reminds me of _____.
14. Someday Ishan will _____.
15. My first impression of Ishan was _____.